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When will it end??

April 11, 2012

Oh Easter!  Oh you evil temptress!  Damn you bunny and your plentiful chocolate gifts…the diet was going so well.  And now.  Well, it’s fallen off a cliff.  The bloody children aren’t eating enough chocolate.  I am literally offering it to them for breakfast, lunch and dinner in an attempt to get the damn stuff out of the pantry.  And before i scoff it all.  The hat would, to be fair, probably make a good go at all of it, but i do have some guilt issues over letting her.  However no1 child, who should by all rights be in heaven, doesn’t really like the stuff.  It’s my own fault for being such a nazi about it in his first years (gonna have to watch no2 child as she’s had no such restrictions…), wish now that perhaps i’d been more free with the sweeties and given him a taste for it.  Ah well, today is the last day that i will allow myself to ‘help’ them finish it.  Tomorrow am putting all the eggs somewhere out of my direct line of sight, so they can no longer goad me at eye level from the pantry.  And there’ll be none in the fridge, taunting me, laughing in my face as i reach for the diet cottage cheese.  Aghhhhhh (that’s the sound of my will power being drowned in the soft goo of another creme egg….).

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That's pesto near her nose people, pesto.

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2 Comments leave one →
  1. April 12, 2012 2:33 pm

    I know, how about me and Gill come for a visit – we can help you eat the choc 9or bring more!)
    xxx

    • April 12, 2012 5:07 pm

      Come! Quickly! Stop me from being the mother that says “eat all your chocolate, then you can have an ice cube” (honestly, all he really wants for pudding…).

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